How to Stay a Night at Grandma's House when You Can't Sleep
1. Make sure that before you go to Grandma's house, you have prepared two bags, one for clothes and another for play things, like toys.
2. Pack a pair of PJ's, two pairs of underwear, toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, deodorant, lotion, a change of cloths for the cloths for the next day. If you are a girl, you need up to two bras and pads or tampons.
3. Pack your CD player or iPod, Gameboy or any hand-held game, a small fan if it's hot, your favorite stuffed animal, and a movie or book for your toy bag.
4. Be polite. At her house, do whatever she asks, and also do some things you like to do at her house, like watching a movie.
5. Take a shower or bath before bed.
6. Try to go to sleep at bedtime. If you can't sleep, you can bring some toys out of your toy bag.
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